Where would we be without feet? Sat on our arses that's where!
Damn! I've just realised, I don't need my feet.
You know that dark, dubious fluff which collects between your toes? Possibly a collection of dead skin and fungus? Well leave it; it makes for extra insulation - keeps your feet warm - and ripe!!!
Two nights ago my feet were FREEZING.
I should really learn to bring two pairs of socks around with me no matter where I go for when this happens.
don't like em
When I was young I remember putting my big toe (freshly washed mind you) into my mouth just once to see what it tasted like. I don't recall the taste, but lately I've discovered that I could probably do this still and find out again.
I just can't bring myself to do it.
I guess I've finally grown up.