They rob me nearly as much as Steve Turpin does.
I'd bid a few bucks.
I could use a British butler; My current butler, Benard, has severe issues and is quite the grumpy bastard.
I was recently made aware a story of this woman I know who is addicted to eBay and doesn't know it. She laughs when people tell her it's an addiction. It must be a bone-jarringly awful thing to watch someone in that advanced state of denial.
It's getting to the point that she's getting loans to cover her expenditure and she's concealing it from her husband. I think I would rather be addicted to gambling: at least then it's a recognised problem.