Officially my answer is that I do not dance.
There have been moments where I have been known to start dancing/tossing myself about in public places when horrible music comes on. I also ‘rock out’ on my own in my apartment for the enjoyment of my cat. Those moments do not count as dancing though.
I do not dance.
(Oh LOOK, I got #666. How fitting!)
There was a time when I had rythmn and agility many years ago.
These days, I can't dance for toffee and women seem to want me to. I've yet to find an adequate excuse for this problem.
I work with a girl who does modern dance, yeah, she'd get it.