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I'd like a new cord-wangle

Posted by Festus on Wednesday, 24th December 2003

It occurs to me that this is going to be the second Christmas that I wake up in an empty flat with no decorations up and little to even hint that it's Christmas.

More importantly, I really don't give a shit.

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 22nd December 2005

Hello everybody, it's Christmas.

Yes, I know that most of you care almost as little as I do.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 25th December 2005

I am looking forward to Christmas!

Like a fucking hole in the head!!
Where is everybody?

Posted by Festus on Friday, 4th August 2006

I just thought I'd add the pre-requisite comments prior to Christmas about how much I hate Christmas shopping and how I still haven't done any yet.

Not that this should come as a surprise, I say it every year.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 18th December 2006

Blimey; it'll soon be Christmas. My bunions have been giving me gip of late. There was some guy on TV last night eating a kangaroo's penis and testicles! I guess with a bit of garlic and sage they might just be palatable? Personally I prefer Possum's bollocks marinaded in phlegm.

Posted by Festus on Saturday, 1st December 2007

Calling It Xmas

It's spellt CHRISTmas. It has the word "Christ" in it. Why is it that people replace the word with an "X"? Is it meant to mean that "Christ" is too holy to say? Is it because they want to take "Christ" out of CHRISTmas to make it politically correct? Or is it because we are too lazy to actually write "Christ" so we use "X" instead? If the latter, then that is truly sad.

Posted by Mzebonga on Wednesday, 26th December 2001

Christmas Shopping

I hate christmas shopping ,I mean all that running to buy stuff for other people,what for?

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Saturday, 22nd December 2001

I tried to do some Christmas Shopping today and it still sucks balls. I have to admit, though, that I had been told that town was absolutely choked with people: it was nothing compared to the sheer stampede that existed in Swindon at this time of year.

Christmas shopping was almost bearable.

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 22nd December 2005

It Costs Too Much

I've been particularly crap for this year (an most of last year) at remembering friends' and family birthdays. As such, I've probably ended up buying some awful shit for them or avoiding them completely for a month or two.

In a similar vein, I am getting collared for Christmas this year. I'm completely unprepared and my finances are not really in a state to absorb the cost.

I guess it's just another article to stack against Christmas in my personal grudge match.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 10th December 2005

Your finances are your business . . I don't think Gordon Brown is going to get too hot under the collar about your GNP!

Posted by Festus on Saturday, 10th December 2005

Wrapping gifts

That's my job because I don't do the shopping.
Well ok I did a BIT but honestly it was ONE night and NO malls.
To wrap I use brown packing paper, masking tape (ran out of clear tape) and black ribbon. Sometimes, when I want to be fancy, I use RED tissue paper.

Posted by JCP on Thursday, 22nd December 2005