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I think people should need a licence to breed so that we can stop all the stupid people who neglect their children from having kids and try to get the dumbass gene out of the human race. Just think, no more stupid bastards - even. But who would work in McDonalds?

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 12th January 2002

children should be outlawed. just because you CAN breed does NOT mean you HAVE to. to be specific, the people behind my apartment should NOT have bred. their children are stupid, ill mannered and quite frankly, ugly. one would think that during their hours of SCREAMING fun in their pool, that perhaps some of the vast amounts of food they ingest would be worked off. one would also think that the stupider one is, the quieter they should be.
these ugly children insist on blasting bad music, and the parents do nothing about it but continue to sit on their fat asses and yell at their neglected dog.
so to recap... children should be outlawed and if everyone was sterlized in 100 years everything would be great again.

Posted by DC on Wednesday, 12th June 2002


They make a lot of noise and a lot of smells and they're a real pain in the ass...

They're kinda cute, though.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 27th September 2003

Child Birth

Women are always saying "Well, you'll never have to give birth to a child". Well, thank you women. We know that but it is that fact that we cannot have children which allows you to have them and therefore create another generation of women who can tell another generation of men that they can't go through child birth. The loud and insistent whinging endured over the years probably equates to the pain women endure during child birth, it's just drawn over a longer period of time.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 7th January 2002


The kid downstairs cries everyday without fail - it was loud enough this morning that I woke up. If he hadn't, I'm sure his mother shouting: "FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP!" would have.

All in all, I'm keeping a close eye because I don't think any of that is right.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 7th August 2005