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Caffeine

too much coffee.... I think it's trying to KILL me.

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 1st May 2005

*Growls*

Stay the hell away from me until I've had my morning coffee.
You've all been warned.

Posted by JCP on Tuesday, 5th July 2005

"Give me my fucking Coffee." Are normally my first words in the morning.

Posted by George on Thursday, 7th July 2005

If it weren't for coffee I'd be in a pathetic heap on the floor right now.

Posted by JCP on Thursday, 8th September 2005

Coffee sucks!
One sip and I get advanced eneuresis.
In other words I piss like a horse.
Un fortunately I ain't no stallion - so shove any half-arsed comments they have all been heard before!

Posted by Festus on Tuesday, 24th January 2006

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmm coffee.

Posted by JCP on Tuesday, 24th January 2006

I love being on it.
I'm addicted to it.
GIVE ME MORE.
Mmmmm caffeine.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 25th January 2006

After a couple of years on the Wagon, I'm rocking the coffee again.

I now have a bladder the size of a walnut.

Posted by George on Monday, 19th April 2010

Coffee

coffee should stay hotter longer... how come all the shitty coffee stays scalding hot forever while good coffee goes cold in a minute? what the hell is going on?

Posted by DC on Sunday, 28th December 2003
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