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BogGoblin

BOG
Pronunciation: 'bäg, 'bog
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English (Sc), from Scottish Gaelic & Irish bog- (as in bogluachair bulrushes), from bog marshy, literally, soft, from Middle Irish bocc; probably akin to Old English bugan to bend --
: wet spongy ground; especially : a poorly drained usually acid area rich in accumulated plant material, frequently surrounding a body of open water, and having a characteristic flora (as of sedges, heaths, and sphagnum)

GOBLIN
Pronunciation: 'gäb-l&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English gobelin, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin gobelinus, ultimately from Greek kobalos rogue
: an ugly or grotesque sprite that is mischievous and sometimes evil and malicious

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 14th April 2004

This website will self-destruct in - 10 . 9 .8 . 7 . 6 . 5 . 4 ........

Posted by Festus on Tuesday, 10th April 2007

To: BogGoblin.co.uk

From: Mzebonga

RE: Our tempestuous and burgeoning relationship

It's been a while, in a non-Staind type way. You and I don't talk like we used to and there are a number of reasons why this has happened.

How do I tell you that sometimes, people just grow apart? You're young and you've barely had a chance to prove yourself on this global stage known as the Internet. How soul destroying could be for an infant to be told that he/she has come to the end of their road before they even get a chance to bask in the glory of the sun?

This is all very melodramatic and all but, honestly, you're not going anywhere. You know I love you don't you, baby? You complete me.

But there comes a time when any relationship needs to move from fooling around on the sofa when the parents are out to moving in together, marriage and a family of our own. Are you able to have my babies?

The truth is that I neglect you and take you for granted. When was the last time we spent some quality time together? I've got my studies and my work but what have you got to fill the long, lonely days? George? Festus? I wouldn't say JCP, she has her own site to support and you're nothing more than a cheap fuck to her.

So, here's what I propose. We have a "Date Night" and I spent some helping you through the difficult times and putting our relationship back on track.

You and I can do great things, BogGoblin.co.uk (at least within the realms of my own bottomless ego) and I'm committed to being all that we can be if you're willing to come with me?

What say you?

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 11th February 2007

Ceased a 2 year hiatus in mid-2009. The relaunch was met with much rejoicing by the native folk of Turkmenistan and Tonga.

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 9th July 2009

About Us

Mzebonga is the kind of man who would love and care for a baby duckling, but then go to work and stab everyone in the building, kinda like a pleasant, funnier hitler.

JCP is the kind of girl that would kill everyone in the world for something to do, then feed her cat.

And I George, I'm the kind of moron who would stick himself in a situation where I place myself in the proximity of these two.

I must be fucking mad.

Posted by George on Wednesday, 23rd November 2005

Are we all the same person?

Helllllll no.
I'm quite different than the other losers here.
I'm female.
And NO you can't touch them.

Posted by JCP on Thursday, 14th July 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

Those bastards all suck, I'm the cool one.

There really is no hope is there?

Posted by George on Thursday, 14th July 2005
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