Who eats them unless you dunk them in tea?? Huh??? What good are biscuits without tea??? They're useless otherwise.
I have, on my desk, some choc-chip shortbread biscuits with a sell-by date of March 2006 on them.
They taste stale and soggy. I am very disappointed.
If there are no other types of cookies around and I'm hungry for cookies, then chocolate cookies will do.
If there are other options, such as shortbread, cinnamon or other such cookies, then I would not want the chocolate cookies.
Crunch Creams are the finest biscuits that man has yet created.
This is provided that you don't confuse biscuits and cookies because those American style cookies that they sell at Tesco are pretty damn nice.
I'm willing to publicly admit that I do indeed enjoy a fine peanut butter cookie every once in a while. It must be fresh and not horribly dry. I don't eat cookies very often.
Cookies I like:
If you eat Wagon Wheels while naked you get crumbs in your pubes.