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Who eats them unless you dunk them in tea?? Huh??? What good are biscuits without tea??? They're useless otherwise.

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 4th May 2002

I have, on my desk, some choc-chip shortbread biscuits with a sell-by date of March 2006 on them.

They taste stale and soggy. I am very disappointed.

Posted by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 16th August 2005

chocolate cookies

If there are no other types of cookies around and I'm hungry for cookies, then chocolate cookies will do.

If there are other options, such as shortbread, cinnamon or other such cookies, then I would not want the chocolate cookies.

Posted by JCP on Saturday, 14th May 2005

Crunch Creams

Crunch Creams are the finest biscuits that man has yet created.

This is provided that you don't confuse biscuits and cookies because those American style cookies that they sell at Tesco are pretty damn nice.

Posted by Mzebonga on Wednesday, 14th September 2005

peanut butter cookies

I'm willing to publicly admit that I do indeed enjoy a fine peanut butter cookie every once in a while. It must be fresh and not horribly dry. I don't eat cookies very often.

Cookies I like:
Peanut butter

Posted by JCP on Tuesday, 21st June 2005

Wagon Wheels

If you eat Wagon Wheels while naked you get crumbs in your pubes.

Posted by George on Friday, 23rd September 2005