Funny that the film had a theme tune that involved the line:
"Don't wanna close my eyes...
'cause I don't wanna miss a thing."
How many people keep their eyes open and don't wanna miss any part of Armageddon (and no, I don't mean the film).
Come on, hands up. Although, admittedly the vote must be substantial due to the morbid curiousity factor. Who wouldn't be interested in seeing how the human race is finally (and not before time) extinguished.
Just think of it, no more assholes lying to your face or whining about their crappy lives. No more working your shitty 9 to 5. No more injustices or deceit. Just the quiet hum of a decimated world slowly orbiting the sun.
What everyone REALLY needs is a good swift kick in the ass, and to be reminded that there ARE others around them who have feelings and thoughts as well.
If that doesn't work, then free nukes for those who think they need them. They will all be piled into a ship and blasted off into the sun, where they will die screaming as they're burnt to death with their nukes.