My favourite alcoholic drink is Southern Comfort and Coke - Beautiful drink by the way. I think I'll go have one now..........
Long Island Ice Tea
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Light Rum
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Tequila
Juice of 1/2 Lemons
1 splash Coca-Cola
Ah, whiskey. You and I on those nights when there is nothing to do, nothing to see and no one to talk to.
You and I shall go far, my friend. As far as the dole queue.
I can put things in alphabetical order while drunk.
I have plenty of alcohol in stock for the Christmas period!
In 2005, I experimented with alcoholism as a means to subsidise the absense of any other form of recreational pursuit.
I can't say that I recommend it to anyone else but it certainly worked for me!
Everyone should try drinking to solve problems!
It doesn't work but who gives a flying fuck?!
You don't know the answer? YOU FOOL!
Alcohol is the answer!
I haven't been drunk for well over a year........
Strange but true......
I'm sitting here with a bottle of Budweiser and I'm wondering why all American beer tastes like soda. It says 5% volume on the bottle and that's what I'm used to from German beers but it gives a similar sensation to Ginger Ale.
I think American breweries are lying about their volume to hide the fact that their beers are woefully inadequate.
We had thirty bottles of beer in our fridge. Soon We will have three.
Beer goggles are the reason I once pulled a thirty something year old woman.
I was eighteen.
Apparantly she looked okay, but I distinctly remember her skin moving in ways I had hitherto thought impossible.
You don't know me. :Shoves you:
Don't push me. I SAID DON'T PUSH ME!
YEA don't push me either.
Or I'll do mean stuff and stuff to you.
Psymon has a penchant to buy these types of drinks in clubs, personally I think it's the liquid equivlent of actually beating your own gonads to death.
: STOMPS AROUND A BIT TO ANNOY GEORGE WHILE HE'S HUNGOVER :
Normally I don't get hangovers. I will get sick and puke but then it's all over and I can keep on drinking.
TRY and stop me.
STOMPS AROUND MORE.
STOMP STOMP STOMP
For God's sake, shut up man, you're too loud, uuuuurrrrrr fuggov. Just fuggov. Stop fuggin whistling, piss off, piss off, piss off.
Sure JCP might not get hangovers BUT IF SHE CARRIES ON STOMPING SHE'LL GET HUNG.
I've been told never to drink JD with coke. Personally, on it's own, it reminds me of metholated spirits. With coke, it's mildly nice. Or at least, that's my take on it.
Pints beat 500ml to a cocked hat, Europeans don't seem to have grasped the fact that although it is an inefficient measure of average liquid, it is the perfect measure for beer.