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Alcohol

My favourite alcoholic drink is Southern Comfort and Coke - Beautiful drink by the way. I think I'll go have one now..........

Posted by Ice Pryncess on Saturday, 16th February 2002

Long Island Ice Tea
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Light Rum
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Tequila
Juice of 1/2 Lemons
1 splash Coca-Cola

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 16th May 2004

Ah, whiskey. You and I on those nights when there is nothing to do, nothing to see and no one to talk to.

You and I shall go far, my friend. As far as the dole queue.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 30th January 2005

I can put things in alphabetical order while drunk.

Posted by JCP on Wednesday, 31st August 2005

I have plenty of alcohol in stock for the Christmas period!

HUZZAH!

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 22nd December 2005

In 2005, I experimented with alcoholism as a means to subsidise the absense of any other form of recreational pursuit.

I can't say that I recommend it to anyone else but it certainly worked for me!

Posted by Mzebonga on Tuesday, 3rd January 2006

Everyone should try drinking to solve problems!

It doesn't work but who gives a flying fuck?!

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 15th January 2006

You don't know the answer? YOU FOOL!

Alcohol is the answer!

Posted by Mzebonga on Thursday, 26th January 2006

I haven't been drunk for well over a year........

Strange but true......

Posted by George on Wednesday, 18th October 2006

American Beer

I'm sitting here with a bottle of Budweiser and I'm wondering why all American beer tastes like soda. It says 5% volume on the bottle and that's what I'm used to from German beers but it gives a similar sensation to Ginger Ale.

I think American breweries are lying about their volume to hide the fact that their beers are woefully inadequate.

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 21st August 2005

Beer

We had thirty bottles of beer in our fridge. Soon We will have three.

Posted by George on Saturday, 27th August 2005

Beer Goggles

Got to love it when scientists put their energies towards this shit!

Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 26th November 2005

Beer goggles are the reason I once pulled a thirty something year old woman.

I was eighteen.

Apparantly she looked okay, but I distinctly remember her skin moving in ways I had hitherto thought impossible.

Ew.

Posted by George on Saturday, 26th November 2005

Being Drunk

You don't know me. :Shoves you:
Shuddup.

Posted by JCP on Monday, 1st August 2005

Don't push me. I SAID DON'T PUSH ME!

Posted by Mzebonga on Sunday, 21st August 2005

YEA don't push me either.
Or I'll do mean stuff and stuff to you.
Yea.
YEA!

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 21st August 2005

Girly Drinks with Umbrellas

Psymon has a penchant to buy these types of drinks in clubs, personally I think it's the liquid equivlent of actually beating your own gonads to death.

Posted by George on Tuesday, 13th December 2005
(Requested by Mzebonga on Monday, 5th December 2005)

Hangovers

: STOMPS AROUND A BIT TO ANNOY GEORGE WHILE HE'S HUNGOVER :

Normally I don't get hangovers. I will get sick and puke but then it's all over and I can keep on drinking.

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 7th August 2005

TRY and stop me.

STOMPS AROUND MORE.

That's right.

STOMP STOMP STOMP

Posted by JCP on Sunday, 7th August 2005

For God's sake, shut up man, you're too loud, uuuuurrrrrr fuggov. Just fuggov. Stop fuggin whistling, piss off, piss off, piss off.

Posted by George on Sunday, 7th August 2005

Sure JCP might not get hangovers BUT IF SHE CARRIES ON STOMPING SHE'LL GET HUNG.

Posted by George on Sunday, 7th August 2005

Jack Daniels

I've been told never to drink JD with coke. Personally, on it's own, it reminds me of metholated spirits. With coke, it's mildly nice. Or at least, that's my take on it.

Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 11th March 2002

Pints

Pints beat 500ml to a cocked hat, Europeans don't seem to have grasped the fact that although it is an inefficient measure of average liquid, it is the perfect measure for beer.

Posted by George on Saturday, 19th August 2006
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