99s are a type of ice cream you get with a big massive cone of white, creamy (BUT COLD) good on a fleshy cone. It has only been since typing this message that I realise what we are making our kids eat, and it's fucking disgusting, you should all feel pretty fucking ashamed of yourselves. Making your kids eat a big cone of cold Harry, I'VE A GOOD MIND TO CALL CHILDLINE DAMN YOU.
YEAH, fucking childline, they'll rape you GOOD. YOU DESERVE IT.
Also 99 is the percentages of messages that I've posted that have been entirely usless, enjoy.