So the discovered another planet. This is really cool. I mean, they discovered Sedna but, really, we haven't had much since Pluto in 1921 and now they're saying there's something BIGGER than Pluto our there? That rocks.
Given that planets are named after Roman gods, I propose the planet be named Janus after the God of Doors. Why? Because this planet is the doorway to the outer solar system. If this planet is between 2 and 3 times further from the Sun than Pluto, what the hell else is out there? I propose that they hurry up and find the 11th planet and name it "Dave".
If they call it Freedom, I think I will cry. Freedom is a great name for a planet but they just keep calling everything Freedom This and Freedom That right now and all it does is fuel media focus on a tragedy that supports an unpopular war. Calling it Freedom right now would suck.
Personally I think the new planet should be named Omicron Persei 8, to see if King Lurr comes to attack us.
That'd be sweet.
I claim it as mine.
As for what I'm going to name it, I haven't decided yet but it sure as hell won't be named Freedom.
Psh, it's very exciting, but at the end of the day it's just another world for JCP to conquer...
I am always searching for new and wonderful worlds to conquer. Any planets wishing to be conquered are to submit the proper paperwork to my planning department. For those wishing to stay hidden from me, I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL SUBMIT TO MY RULE.
Thank you, that is all.