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In days of yore (i.e.; a long time ago), a bloke called Nostradamus came up with a bunch of vague predictions that seemed to mirror things that happened in real life. What are the odds that we can do better?
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20th September

Sunday, 20th September 2020: There will be 5000 Kakapo in the wild - in New Zealand that is.
Posted by Festus on Friday, 9th October 2009

Also predicted for September

Monday, 14th September 2516: Emperor Versace Hilton dies aged 152.

His body had been legally dead for 68 years but, much loved by his subjects, his head was maintained beyond his 84th year.

As part of a clear conspiracy, his closest advisors during this time failed to mention to the rest of humanity that, since the procedure, the Emperor's head merely uttered nonsensical babble believed by many scholars to be first stages of communication displayed by the microscopic organisms (evolved from syphilis) that had been in his family for many generations.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Thursday, 8th September 2011: The new Cartoon Network series "Tickle the Giant Cock" is criticised for having strong sexual undertones.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Wednesday, 1st September 2466: September is renamed "Keith".
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Tuesday, 28th September 2010: Something funny happens involving Silvio Berlusconi and a spatula.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Tuesday, 10th September 2080: I'll be dead!
Posted by Festus on Tuesday, 6th October 2009
Friday, 13th September 2013: Mzebonga will quit the UK. (And nor shall he shed a tear)
Posted by Festus on Saturday, 31st October 2009

Also predicted between August and October

Sunday, 12th August 2012: The London Olympics end. Everyone is bored of how much money these things cost.

The Olympics are permanently cancelled.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Tuesday, 14th October 2397: The Church of Scientology begins to divide up Vatican City amongst its rich patrons. "St Peter's Square" is renamed "Xenu's Great Launchpad" and Tom Cruise's face is painted over Adam's on the roof of the Sistine Chapel (becoming the "Creation of Tom" instead of the "Creation of Adam").

Historians decry the event and weep as thousands of priceless, ancient texts dating back to the alleged time of Jesus become framed decorations for John Travolta's toilet.

Ultimately, the entire city nation is abandoned as angry scholars from around the globe chase the Hollywood A-listers back to California where they belong.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Monday, 24th August 2054: Torquay United win the Premier League.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
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