In days of yore (i.e.; a long time ago), a bloke called Nostradamus came up with a bunch of vague predictions that seemed to mirror things that happened in real life. What are the odds that we can do better?
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8th July

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Also predicted for July

Monday, 13th July 1981: The Chosen One is born; he who will bring balance to the Matrix and return the one ring to the Temple of Doom.

Or maybe he'll just slowly go bald, get fat and make a stupid website about all of it...
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Thursday, 16th July 2043: People will begin to realise that Simon Cowell is a cunt. LONG after his death from internal smugness in 2013
Posted by George on Tuesday, 20th April 2010

Also predicted between June and August

Sunday, 12th June 2011: Beans on Toast for tea.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Sunday, 22nd June 2127: God announces his existence and writes a formal apology to the human race for the following items:

1. Racists
2. Evangelical ministers and other people who are oblivious to logic (especially Bill O'Reilly)
3. Pluto not really being a planet
4. Raspberries only growing in summer
5. Dick Cheney
6. The failure of the male of the species to throw off their urge to kill and win.
7. The fact that the number of children in a family is inversely proportional to the combined IQ.
8. Swindon.
9. Hunger and famine in Africa (although he added a caveat that observed that this could have been easily avoided if the rest of the world actually bothered to provide proper assistance).
10. Hangovers.

As part of his address, he reveals that Dinosaurs did exist, evolution is fact and that he created life on Earth (and the rest of our Universe) by accident and has spent the millennia since apologising to each and every sentient species in the order that they developed sentience. We were, therefore, the last.

God's mother explained that "he's not the divine deity: he's a very naughty boy!"
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Sunday, 12th August 2012: The London Olympics end. Everyone is bored of how much money these things cost.

The Olympics are permanently cancelled.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Monday, 24th August 2054: Torquay United win the Premier League.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Saturday, 20th June 2020: The true identity of Jack the Ripper will be revealed.
Posted by Festus on Monday, 10th August 2009