In days of yore (i.e.; a long time ago), a bloke called Nostradamus came up with a bunch of vague predictions that seemed to mirror things that happened in real life. What are the odds that we can do better?
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12th May

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Also predicted for May

Monday, 28th May 2514: Pope Xenu IV appears on TV from his vast beach-front mansion in New Vatican, California, where he announces that God is officially dead and that the Catholic faith will now worship him as supreme deity.

He is mysteriously struck by lightning as the broadcast goes off air.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Tuesday, 29th May 2514: Pope Xenu V appears in a worldwide address and states that perhaps the Catholic Church was wrong and maybe God isn't as dead as previously thought.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Monday, 4th May 2015: The Queen will say "Fuck" for the first time in public.
Posted by Festus on Friday, 9th October 2009

Also predicted between April and June

Wednesday, 3rd April 2002: A very great website will begin its long and illustrious journey.
Posted by Mzebonga on Saturday, 18th July 2009
Sunday, 12th June 2011: Beans on Toast for tea.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Sunday, 22nd June 2127: God announces his existence and writes a formal apology to the human race for the following items:

1. Racists
2. Evangelical ministers and other people who are oblivious to logic (especially Bill O'Reilly)
3. Pluto not really being a planet
4. Raspberries only growing in summer
5. Dick Cheney
6. The failure of the male of the species to throw off their urge to kill and win.
7. The fact that the number of children in a family is inversely proportional to the combined IQ.
8. Swindon.
9. Hunger and famine in Africa (although he added a caveat that observed that this could have been easily avoided if the rest of the world actually bothered to provide proper assistance).
10. Hangovers.

As part of his address, he reveals that Dinosaurs did exist, evolution is fact and that he created life on Earth (and the rest of our Universe) by accident and has spent the millennia since apologising to each and every sentient species in the order that they developed sentience. We were, therefore, the last.

God's mother explained that "he's not the divine deity: he's a very naughty boy!"
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Friday, 13th April 2018: The Toronto Maple Leafs qualify for their first Stanley Cup playoffs in over a decade but lose to a weakened Boston Bruins side in the first round.

The Ottawa Senators go on to lift the Trophy for the 5th time.

The resulting sulk throughout Ontario can be clearly seen from the International Space Station.
Posted by Mzebonga on Monday, 20th July 2009
Saturday, 20th June 2020: The true identity of Jack the Ripper will be revealed.
Posted by Festus on Monday, 10th August 2009
Thursday, 22nd April 2010: The First Canadian will enter Steyerberg and yey carriest she upon her arm the balding vegitarian of peace and goodwill. And forth bringst she th words "Ey" and "Aboot" and all will eat Poutine.

Oh bring fourth the gravy!
Posted by George on Wednesday, 3rd March 2010