BogBanter is what happens when you give a small number typewriters to a similar number of monkeys: far from the works of Shakespeare, you get this tripe.
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What do you bastards have to say about this lovely new playground I have built for you?
Ran from Monday, 3rd July 2006 to Sunday, 23rd July 2006 (20 days)
Suggested by Mzebonga on Monday, 3rd July 2006

Mzebonga (Monday, 3rd July 2006, 22:34) : So, what are you all waiting for? Lavish praise upon me.

George (Monday, 10th July 2006, 16:11) : Mzebonga, you have outdone yourself, he we can reign supreme(ly annoying) and our lives will be full again! WOOP!

Mzebonga (Monday, 10th July 2006, 20:33) : "Full of what?" would seem to be the obvious question. Various words seem to fit nicely in reply: all of them being synonymous with excrement.

Mzebonga (Sunday, 16th July 2006, 15:30) : I stand corrected: our lives will not be full of excrement, they will be full of long silences...

George (Tuesday, 18th July 2006, 01:00) : Well I'm here now, so stop your bitchin' and make me some pie! You heard me! Go!

Mzebonga (Tuesday, 18th July 2006, 08:11) : You can't tell me what to do! Well, you can tell me what to do but I won't do it...

George (Wednesday, 19th July 2006, 01:06) : HAH You didn't say that last night!

Mzebonga (Wednesday, 19th July 2006, 10:22) : How many times have I told you that wishing something would happen is not the same as something happening? I will not be subject to your sick perversions and I really don't appreciate your graphic descriptions. Go and fantasize over Festus or something...

George (Wednesday, 19th July 2006, 12:34) : Sorry what was that? I Was too busy picturing Festus in Golfing Trousers eating swiss cheese.........

Mzebonga (Wednesday, 19th July 2006, 22:30) : Golfing Trousers? Swiss cheese? I suppose it's a step up from picturing him in Daisy Duke shorts eating a Whopper.

George (Thursday, 20th July 2006, 15:22) : What can I say? The 'White Trash' Look works for him!

Mzebonga (Thursday, 20th July 2006, 21:52) : How is it that Golfing Trousers and Swiss cheese constitute "White Trash"? I thought that would be burberry and dairylea...

George (Friday, 21st July 2006, 12:28) : No dear, but daisy dukes are certainly white trash, it's okay, go back to bed and I'll get you some mushroom soup... (Gee, old age has hit him hard eh?)

Mzebonga (Friday, 21st July 2006, 16:00) : I'm quite content to let my old age hit you very, very hard, if you'd prefer. Plus, I hate mushroom soup. I don't really like soup at all.

George (Friday, 21st July 2006, 16:18) : How can one not enjoy soup?! Cream of Tomato is like a symphony of red creamy goodness of the oral region! Like without CoT is like... well... Your old age hitting me Squa' in the mush... hmmm...

Mzebonga (Friday, 21st July 2006, 19:58) : I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you using the word "oral" on my website, even in it's conventional context...

JCP (Saturday, 22nd July 2006, 00:19) : Tee hee Mzebonga said oral to George.

Festus (Saturday, 22nd July 2006, 07:55) : "I have never seen a parrot be sick."

George (Saturday, 22nd July 2006, 08:26) : It's okay JumpingCentiPede, I Think he says stuff like that so he can touch himself... As for what Festus said... *sigh*

Mzebonga (Saturday, 22nd July 2006, 09:30) : I object to that! I don't need any excuse to touch myself... Or even a private room. As for what Festus said: *sigh*.

George (Saturday, 22nd July 2006, 22:37) : It seems that our steamy acrid breath is covering Festus right now. Is it wrong of me to have a semi?

Mzebonga (Sunday, 23rd July 2006, 09:56) : NEW TOPIC!!!