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George is a Sad Bastard

George reaches 250 posts on the All About section and Festus gets upset. (from the All About section)
Ran from Friday, 18th August 2006 to Thursday, 31st August 2006 (13 days)
Suggested by George on Friday, 18th August 2006

George (Friday, 18th August 2006, 09:34) : Today I reach the dizzying fame that is 250 Boggoblin All About posts.

This worries me as it shows that only Mzebonga and JCP are sad enough to post more than me.

I might actually go cry now, especially as I had money on Festus beating me to this number.

Festus (Friday, 18th August 2006, 20:42) : Fuck off George.
You're always picking on me; leave me alone - this is no way to treat a weak feeble old man.
Now - about that pint . .

George (Saturday, 19th August 2006, 03:42) : I think I'll stay around a bit, annoy people some more, share my wisdom (teeth) for all to enjoy.

Who knows, maybe you'll all love it. I doubt it, however I remain optimistic.

That aside I Think I'll buy a small farm with the pathetic pension that you pay us. The pigs will be plastic, but they'll be my fucking pigs damnit.

I'm going to eat some Aufschnitt...

Festus (Wednesday, 23rd August 2006, 15:02) : We hope it will not be too long before our old friend JCP rejoins us with his cutting edge and sardonic wit.

George (Thursday, 24th August 2006, 01:02) : JCP is a man. Hur hur hur.

George (Thursday, 24th August 2006, 23:13) : Mzebonga is coming to Swindon: this weekend only! Oh shit. Batton down the hatches.

Incidently I have sunday evening off.

Festus (Friday, 25th August 2006, 07:52) : I too, have Sunday evening off; but I'm fucked if I am coming to Swindon!

George (Friday, 25th August 2006, 16:31) : That's because you spend all your Evenings off shagging barbie dolls, we no this to be true because you forgot to screw the legs back on one of them... it took hours to clean the mess up.

Festus (Friday, 25th August 2006, 21:16) : I miss Barbie

Okay - I'll see you Sunday evening.

George (Saturday, 26th August 2006, 01:34) : Haha.... I fucking love you sometimes Festus... hahaha

Festus (Sunday, 27th August 2006, 08:17) : 'Yeah, that's like brotherly love, you know, like healthy love, from the heart, not turd burgling.'

George (Sunday, 27th August 2006, 13:33) : Marmite mining.

Festus (Sunday, 27th August 2006, 21:27) : Rump-roasting, up the funnel not the tunnel, chasing the gerbil.

Love is all around!

George (Thursday, 31st August 2006, 11:01) : Humbuggery. It's when you're humming and someone suprise sexes you.

In the bum.