George (Tuesday, 5th December 2006, 00:00) : Busy on here innit?
Festus (Wednesday, 6th December 2006, 00:00) : Will soon be as quiet as the grave George! Sometimes you just realize you've gotta quit. After a million and one comebacks Festus really MUST go, there is nothing there anymore! You all stink and are nothing more than ugly bastards; I wouldn't piss on you if you were dying of thirst! Take care!
JCP (Wednesday, 17th January 2007, 00:00) : I had forgotten about this place.
Aww look, Festus left and returned again. Some things never change.
I suppose now I have to do a bit of spamming to somehow make up for my ignoring it but we all know it won't.
Festus (Friday, 19th January 2007, 00:00) : Now all I'll get is snide derision and a bollocking! Fuck 'em!
Festus (Friday, 19th January 2007, 00:00) : For those of you who are wondering. George is having a penis extension somewhere in Peru.
George (Monday, 29th January 2007, 00:00) : Yeah it's like a whole three inches bigger now.
That makes it a whopping 2.5 inches long.......
Festus (Monday, 29th January 2007, 00:00) : Oh - like a Gorilla's dick then?