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George Is Tied Up

This is what happens when George is bound but not gagged (from the All About section)
Ran from Saturday, 4th February 2006 to Friday, 10th February 2006 (6 days)
Suggested by JCP on Saturday, 4th February 2006

JCP (Saturday, 4th February 2006, 00:00) : George will return, don't worry.
He's a little tied up at the moment.

JCP (Saturday, 4th February 2006, 00:00) : Thatís what this is all coming to.
Every day itís another one.
I hate you all.

George (Sunday, 5th February 2006, 00:00) : JCP is just Jealous, that dyke wants a chick and we all fucking know it.

Festus (Sunday, 5th February 2006, 00:00) : George.
I thought you were tied up?
Who the hell let you go?
How about a nice holiday - in North Korea?
Anyone have a mint?

JCP (Tuesday, 7th February 2006, 00:00) : What a day, what a day...

When you can look in the face and hold your vomit.

Here's hoping everyone makes it out alive and in one piece.
Not just today, but the whole next month of days.

I still hate you all though.
(And not just because I'm jealous. There are many other reasons. Besides, who needs a chick when I've got all of you whiny Brit boys?)

George (Tuesday, 7th February 2006, 00:00) : You're under the thumb, she's not the one, you're not having any fun.

Personally I like being under the thumb, I don't mind being put in my place.

A lot.

George (Tuesday, 7th February 2006, 00:00) : I am still tied up, she just moved the bed closer to the keyboard.

George (Wednesday, 8th February 2006, 00:00) : Boogerboogerbooger, look at the little rabbit

Festus (Wednesday, 8th February 2006, 00:00) : Will someone pleeeeeeeeeeeease tie George up again.
Thank you.

George (Wednesday, 8th February 2006, 00:00) : Sure festus, I'll get tied up...

...if you do it.

JCP (Friday, 10th February 2006, 00:00) : Fine Festus, I'll tie George up.
For a small fee, I'll even gag him.
Limited time offer, I'll tie both George AND Mzebonga up.
Then I'll set up a booth and let people hit them for $10 a hit.
I'll be RICH!